Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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