it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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