I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
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If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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