haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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