I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Randomize