I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
zippers are such a cool invention
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I need moral support for this bender
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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