ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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