Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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