Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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