How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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