He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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