You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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