Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish I could teleport
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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