I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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