Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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