dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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