My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
