D3 body, D1 cock
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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