I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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