new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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