Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I need water and some morals
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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