I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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