in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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