Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
