i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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