You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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