I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
is wine microwaveable?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
not ubering you a puppy
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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