ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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