Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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