honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
tell me about the fingering
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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