And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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