clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
