My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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