he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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