return my video game
so explain again why im purple
no
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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