I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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