pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Randomize
