McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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