Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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