Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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