i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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