Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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