I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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