She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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