I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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