Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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