Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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