ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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