You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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