I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
