So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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