It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he thought i was a dude.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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