Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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