he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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