You're my little dorito
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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